Look, I'll be back to you on whether or not that's true. I think it is. My mum always told me lying was wrong, so I won't tell you I know when I'll be updating again, I just know it would take longer to grow a really long beard. A really long one, mind you. Thanks to those of you still around while I didn't update.

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